10:47pm, I Take Back A Fuck-You

September 5, 2009 at 9:58 PM (Family, Random) (Courtney, Funny, Hilarious, Quotes, Sister, Weekend)

So as much as I loath my 16 year old sister, sometimes she can be pretty kick ass. … In the right light … after a few pints of vodka … and after I’ve gone blind and deaf. Tonight, she has proven more than ever that she is a raging moron. A funny one at that. I will update with more quotes from my idiotic sister as the night progresses. She’s turned my Saturday frown semi-upside-down.

In other news: She also looks like the guy from silence of the lambs. You know, the one that tucks his penis back. Her come back is that I look like the (wo)man from Tokio hotel. Good one, Buffalo Bill.

Courtney: “Hey, Shantel? Is it legal for an eighteen year old to… you know… date a two year old?”
Me: …
Courtney: “Just wondering, you know…”
Me: … “I knew it.”
Courtney: “It’s just, I always thought it was legal, cause they’re under eighteen.”
Me: … “Stay away from Piper. She’s only three.”

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Courtney: *Puts her hand over my face:
Me: … *Lays still*
Courtney: “I just picked my ass.”
Me: … ARGGGGGGGG. *Flails*
Courtney: “You better not put that on your blog.”
Me: *Typing up the above quote*
Courtney: “That’s it. I’LL START PRESSING RANDOM BUTTONS!”
Me: *Roars*
Courtney: “Can you at least put that I was joking/picking a wedgie?”
Me: *Types exactly what she says*
Courtney: *Spazz* “STOP PUTTING EVERYTHING I’M SAYING!”

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Courtney: “There’s a mentally challenged kid that goes to my school…”
*Long pause*
In unison: *Roars*

This picture seems fitting. Especially since it looks like my sister is jacking off… To two year olds.