Here’s To You And Your Temper
As a woman, men are naturally my kryptonite. No, wait, better analogy – they’re my heroine. Addictive and dangerous. There’s never a potentially safe dose, no matter what pretty little lies the drug feeds you, or the one selling it.
I’ve been pretty anti-romance after my last relationship mainly because it was very controlling on his behalf. I wasn’t allowed to go out or have a party without him calling me every five minutes, I couldn’t meet new people without him getting really jealous and starting drama over it, and I certainly wasn’t allowed to feel any negative emotions. Perhaps that’s why I’m so bitter towards men, that and the countless (and sickeningly similar) relationships I’ve had in the past. I’ve been cheated on, hurt, unsupported, left, lead on, controlled, and much worse beyond that.
As of now, I’ve been mostly looking at men as friends, and friends only. One of my closest friends at this current point in time is in fact a male (though he’s nothing compared to my beautiful bitches, Lauren, Heathyr, Kay, etc…) though now I’m contemplating ignoring men all together. Primarily because they never grow up – they throw temper tantrums over such small things, they’re so uptight and clingy and it’s just irritating beyond belief. They’re seriously the new “women”. Us girls are out working our asses off, being successful and what not while the men bitch that we’re never home.
They seriously need to grow the fuck up.
K I’m done.
Willabe said,
September 6, 2009 at 11:07 PM
Not to mention the fact that they can’t seem to get themselves under control. What with all their boisterous calls, declaring themselves the best at all times. Bleck I can hardly stand it.
KimberleeShantel said,
September 7, 2009 at 3:28 PM
They’re positively horrible. Sure, they have their generally epic moments and crack a good joke from time to time but if it wasn’t for that, I’d have been looking for some sort of plague to eliminate them. Brothers can be equally as bad. As of today, I have five sisters and two brothers. *Sigh*